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Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-1994)

I didn't like the Next Generation series at all. Never watched it regularly. I'm much more into the classic series with Captain Kirk, Bones McCoy and the other legends. They were my heroes when I was about ten.

My Movie Rating:

3 / 10

The Testimony of Taliesin Jones (2000)

I can't help it, but I found this one boring. The acting is not too good, the visuals are pathetic and the theme is lamely elaborated.

My Movie Rating:

3 / 10

Vozvrashcheniye (2003)

I don't fully get it. There's so much that remains unanswered. The performance of the younger boy is great, the story does have potential, but is simply too weird for me.

See my extensive review at BA Reviews.

My Movie Rating:

3 / 10

11/11/11 (2011)

Really shitty movie.

My Movie Rating:

2 / 10

The Bike Squad (2002)

Braden Parkes is a very handsome young actor, but this movie sucks. I am normally rather reluctant with criticism, but this movie is absolutely horrible. Bad acting, stereotypical developments, corny story, shameful transformation and awkward handling of emotional scenes.

My Movie Rating:

2 / 10

Koktebel (2003)

This movie was nothing but boring. Most scenes were way too long, the camera seemed to linger on the protagonists for ages in absolutely meaningless moments. I remember one time actually exclaiming "Oh, please, now cut", only to have another five seconds pass in vain. I guess this is some sort of distinct Russian style, as "The Return" was similar in that respect. I for my part found this extraordinarily annoying. Apart from that, there is nothing going on plot-wise. Whatever plot there was intended to be is almost completely killed off by the long-winded cinematography. I remember one awkward scene when the boy tries to hang up his short on a clothesline that is high above his head, only in order to avoid the woman touch this intimate piece of clothing. You see him jumping around like for 5 minutes. Better have a good novel ready to avoid falling asleep.

My Movie Rating:

2 / 10

Major Payne (1995)

Nonsense.

My Movie Rating:

2 / 10

The NeverEnding Story III (1994)

Bad one. Not even half as good as part two, or even part one. Jason James should have never done this. Bad script, weird characters, just disappointing.

My Movie Rating:

2 / 10

North (1994)

Oh, that's bad. A rare movie with Elijah Wood that lacks quality. The storyline is nonsense and despite his personal good acting, there's nothing in this movie that might be taken seriously. It's not even funny.

My Movie Rating:

2 / 10

La cité des enfants perdus (1995)

Complete trash. Bizarre, totally weird and occasionally nothing but disgusting.

My Movie Rating:

1 / 10

Léolo (1992)

My Movie Rating:

1 / 10

Motorama (1991)

Holy shit. Surreal trash. Who will ever give me back those 90 minutes of my life...

My Movie Rating:

1 / 10

The Shining (1980)

I absolutely despise this one. When I first saw it I was expecting a lot, as it is said to be a good (almost legendary) movie. However, I was totally disgusted by what the story of Stephen King has turned into. Stanley Kubrick has entirely abandoned the originial version, and folks, I've heard that Mister Stephen King himself was furious about Kubrick's adaptation and told him that several times.

The story is weird. Jack Nicholson's dumb "I'm-as-nuts-as-a-moron-and-kill-'em-all" glance, which is presented for ages without a cut, is so cheap and just disgusting.

My Movie Rating:

1 / 10

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