1 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,920 ADVENTURES WITH A NAKED BOY 2 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,160 Written by Based on the Story by 3 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,240 Cast 4 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,520 Production Designer Make Up Artist 5 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,360 Costumes by 6 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:08,000 Sound Editor Film Editor 7 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,800 Music by 8 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,680 Karel Vlach's Orchestra Conducted by 9 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:27,120 Additional Cooperation 10 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,960 Executive in Charge of Production 11 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,360 Director of Photography 12 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,800 Directed by 13 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:08,000 Made by the Creative Group 14 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,600 AS THE DEMANDING VIEWER MAY NOTICE, 15 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,280 THIS FILM IS SET ON A PRAGUE TRAM 16 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:30,160 IT IS BECAUSE FILMS COMMONLY REQUIRE ASETTING. 17 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,040 HOWEVER, THAT IS WHERE ANY SIMILARITY TO ANYTHING 18 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,400 THAT ONE MAY RELATE ONE'S SELF ENDS. 19 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,280 Hold this for me and let me talk to him. 20 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,480 No. Wait! 21 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,680 - The boy is completely naked. - I am aware of that. 22 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,840 I see. 23 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,160 It's all right. He is aware of it. 24 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:27,160 - Is it your son? - No, I'm only taking him home. 25 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,160 - Is it some silly bet or what? - No. 26 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,800 - Then why is he naked?! - His clothes were stolen by the river. 27 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,880 Can't you cover him with something? This is outrageous! 28 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,040 I beg your pardon! That child... 29 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,880 Calm down. He is aware of it. Everything is all right. 30 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,840 I see. 31 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:51,080 How can it be all right? It's not allowed to travel on a tram naked! 32 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,120 I see. 33 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,920 It doesn't matter anyhow. 34 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,720 - I'll not travel with a naked person! - Neither am I! 35 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,360 - Conductor! - Conductor! 36 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,600 - Conductor! - This isn't happening... 37 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,280 - Conductor. Conductor! - Hello! 38 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,040 You'll never wake him up. 39 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,360 Conductor! Conductor! 40 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,360 Wake up! 41 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,880 Conductor, there's a naked person in your tram! 42 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,480 What? What did you say? 43 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,960 The trouble is, I don't know whether we can carry naked passengers. 44 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,000 You can't. It stands to reason! 45 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,360 I wouldn't be so certain. 46 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,400 The public transport rules say nothing about that. 47 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,160 Could you put a handkerchief around it at least? 48 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,200 But how can anyone mind, sir? 49 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,920 He's just a little boy and his clothes got stolen... 50 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,800 He lost his way and he lives on the other side of the city. 51 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,720 You ought to put a handkerchief around it. 52 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,400 I will file a complaint! 53 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,800 - Cover him! - I don't understand... 54 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,720 - You heard me! - But I... 55 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,160 In that case, you can either get off or buy a new ticket. 56 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,920 Why should I buy a new ticket? 57 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,720 Because you shouldn't travel naked on a tram. 58 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,240 I will consult this matter. 59 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,560 He's all at sea... 60 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,480 - Do you hear me? - What's up? - I need your advice. 61 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,600 - About what? - I've got a naked person in my tram! 62 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,400 - What did you say? - I've got a naked person in my tram! 63 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,520 Naked person? I hear, you said, a naked person. 64 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,640 - I did. A naked person. - Quiet! Quiet! 65 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:01,400 I don't know, I've never heard... And is he completely naked? 66 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,800 We ought to call the chief. I said, be quiet! 67 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,800 - Children! Rascals! - I said, be quiet! 68 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,800 He won't even cover the boy! 69 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:44,480 Cover him! Why don't you cover him? 70 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,600 I don't understand why it is bothering you so much. 71 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,520 - Cover him! - Yes, yes! Cover him! 72 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,680 - Cover him, please! - Cover him! 73 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,760 - He will never cover him. - He must cover him! 74 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,720 - Cover him! - Cover him like this man says! 75 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,040 Cover him! 76 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,000 Cover him! 77 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,280 - Cover him! - I won't cover him! 78 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,760 - It's not allowed. - I'll make him get off then. 79 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:19,400 Come to think of it, the public transport rules say nothing about... 80 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:26,240 If he lit a cigarette, we could set him off. 81 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:32,200 Let's offer him a cigarette. 82 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,000 The driver should decide. 83 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,040 Is that you? Thank God. 84 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,160 There's a naked person in the last wagon. 85 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,680 What am I to do with it? 86 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:25,480 As the driver, you're the one who is fully responsible! 87 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,280 Yes, yes, but in fact... 88 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:35,720 But I'm only... a fellow of no mark. 89 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,120 An invididibum, I mean an individuum. 90 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:43,200 A stupid and foolish fellow. 91 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,280 An idiot. While we together... 92 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,200 We are jointly responsible. Not just me alone! 93 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,120 And we have to make a joint decision. 94 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,000 Do you understand? Let's go. 95 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,080 - You will listen to us! - I won't! It's a small child! 96 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,080 Leave the child out of this! This is about principles! 97 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,240 Cover him! 98 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:37,480 - He covered him. - I thought he would. 99 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,200 - Goodbye grandam. - Goodbye. 100 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,520 What's the matter? Why didn't he stop? 101 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,560 The trouble is that now are naked you! 102 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,200 Quiet! 103 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:09,440 Sit down over here. (SEAT FOR DISABLED) 104 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,680 - Are you very upset? - No... 105 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,960 Not to worry, everything will be all right. Remain seated. 106 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,800 Keep an eye on him. This is unbelievable. 107 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,040 He takes his cloth off in a tram. At least he has his trousers on now. 108 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,640 I've never seen anything like that. 109 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,160 I hope you will cover yourself! 110 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,840 Cover him! 111 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,120 The chief conductor told you to be quiet! Didn't you hear! 112 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,040 Stop yelling at us and restore order instead! 113 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,080 - Quiet! - I'll not travel with a naked person. 114 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,360 - Why don't you get off then, old hag? - Who said that? 115 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,680 - Who said that?! - Show yourself! 116 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,960 Who said that?! 117 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,520 You will keep quiet. 118 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,680 Quiet. 119 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:13,640 Excuse me. Thank you. 120 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,960 There's the exit! What are you doing? 121 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,920 No, no. Nothing's the matter. 122 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,840 We have a naked person in the tram. 123 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,640 Yes, come and get him. 124 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,480 Wait a moment. And did you said thank to the gentleman? 125 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,240 - I wonder what's going on there. - I don't know. 126 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,400 Let go of me! I didn't do anything! Stay away from me! 127 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,800 Why aren't you fighting? Everybody's fighting... 128 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,760 - Here you are! - Let me be! 129 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,800 Gentlemen, please, take me with you. 130 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,120 You've got to take me with you! I opened eyes and I saw naked people... 131 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,840 I need treatment. You've got to escort me. 132 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,240 You have to help me. I see naked people. 133 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,560 Which one of them is it? 134 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,280 - Wait! That's not him! - It's not me. 135 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,960 - You're coming with us. - But I... 136 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,880 Come. Come. 137 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,400 - I'm the driver. - Hello. 138 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,680 - Officer, hey, officer! - What do you want? 139 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,880 - Take me with you, please. - Come here. - Address! 140 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,760 - I want to take down the address. - Be sensible, please! 141 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,440 I won't let you go. I'll hold you here. 142 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,280 You've got to take me with you! 143 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,760 Take me with you, please! 144 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:35,080 Who wants his address. He should pay for all the damage. 145 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,200 Come, Bojar. 146 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,320 - Watch out! - Stop pushing. 147 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,480 Come. They're giving his address! He'll pay for all the damage. 148 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,400 Hurry! They're paying damage compensation. 149 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,520 - What compensation? - They're paying out compensation. 150 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,680 (AIRPORT) 151 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,680 Attention, please, flight Air India 108 152 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,840 from Tokyo, Burma, Delhi and Cairo has just landed. 153 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,360 THE END