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LOONIES & PHONIES

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- You want some coffee?
- I don't have time.

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I don't have time.

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- I'll be late.
- Don't talk with your mouth full.

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You know what, Simone?
I was thinking going with you to school.

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- To school?
- To say hello to your friends...

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Friends! I've hardly made any.

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I realize that. But I'm ready.

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Just be a ordinary mother.

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An ordinary mother would come along.
Right?

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- A typical mom does not look like that!
- Like what?

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Like an extra in a hippie film!

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- Ashamed of your mother, are you?
- Well, what do you think?

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- Simon — Was it Simon you're called?
- Yes.

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Simon...

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Have you been sick?

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No, but Grandpa came.

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We had to go to hospital and
return some boots.

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And pick up a cello...

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Tell me at break!

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We're writing now.

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Your writing sample.
Go sit down now.

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Pepsi...

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Eyes on your paper, Kattis.

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Danny!

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Stop that!

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What is this?

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Passing papers in class.

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- Are you cheating?
- I'm not cheating.

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And you lie too?

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I haven't cheated.

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What is this then?
Let's just see what it says.

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You may want to read yourself.

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Miss can read it.

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Forgive me, Isak.
I get carried away sometimes.

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It's you, Simon, I should have
yelled out for cheating.

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Don't play the fool!

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It says right here:
"No, Simon...

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"... I don't want to cheat.
Ask someone else. Isak.''

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There is no point
in playing innocent.

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So good. We'll talk at break.

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- Simon, you stay.
- Have fun.

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Do you see how stupid it was?
Do you?

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Yes.

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What's he been up to?

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He's been helping me
grade papers.

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Oh yeah... But keep an eye on him.

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You don't seem to have made a
good impression on Master Duvan.

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Sit down.

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Simon

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You must learn to fit in.
I have a good class.

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I want to keep it that way.

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I understand that starting
a new school is difficult.

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I should talk to your parents.

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That's not necessary.

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Are you worried about something?

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Something at school — or at home?

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No.

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Don't be afraid to tell me.

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There's nothing.

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Run along.
But you...

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Don't forget what I have said.

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No. Goodbye.

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She was pissed, huh?

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Furious.

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Bad, eh?

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Terrible.

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Then we are even, piss-rat.

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Now we can be friends.

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- It's good.
- Thank you.

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You should not play with food.

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Ugh, you're so gross!

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The world's most disgusting.
Look, we're so disgusting.

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Damn!

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What, you again?

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- He punches hard, huh?
- Terrible.

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We're outta here.

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Jump off

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- Where are we?
- Wait and see. Come on.

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- Cool, huh?
- Yes.

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Simon, come here. Click that.

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Wait...
Now you can press it.

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It works! Pepsi! I'm the greatest!

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Pepsi is the best at that.
Have a light?

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- Do you want to hear another one?
- No! Please!

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He can let one any time he wants.

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He's been training since he was little.

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The laundry room was
full of his smelly boxers.

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- What are you going to do about
your birds? - Damn!

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I don't have any.

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Tell her they have gastritis.

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She'd never believe me.

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Why did you say it?

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I'll have the birds in the morning.

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It'll work out.

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How?

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It just will.
Leave it to me.

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Time to go!

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To the swimming pool!

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Come on, Simon.

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I don't want to swim.

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But we have to.

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Duvan goes crazy if you're late.

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I'm coming.

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Simon! Where you going?
Time for swimming.

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We have limited time in the pool.
No time to chase the birds.

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Birds? There's seventeen birds
that I need to come up with.

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Simon!
Simon, out!

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Out! Simon!

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Pervert!

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Stop looking!

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Come along!

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You can stop now.

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Ridiculous!
What were you thinking?

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Now you stay in the locker
room for the rest of the hour!

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Crawl! Kick with your feet... so...

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Bend your knees.

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Stretch your arms forward
as far as you can.

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I'm diving from 5th level.

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You shouldn't.

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Isak! Isak!
Come down immediately!

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Where have you been?

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Haven't you heard?
He was in the girls' locker room.

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Tell me...
Did you see Kattis's tits?

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- There was nothing to see.
- Damn, you're crazy.

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Miss, I cannot draw the wing.
And the bill is too large.

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Sit down and I'll help you.

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How do you draw a seagull?

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Pepsi, can you help Simon
draw a seagull?

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Here's a seagull flying.

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Over the water.

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This is sharp.

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Seagull reflected in the water.

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The first hunter shoots one shot
and misses, and shoots and misses.

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This is just for guys.

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Then shoots another shot
and misses there.

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This hunter shoots a shot near
and so a shot...

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brings down a seagull, and
here is the beak.

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Now you know how to draw a seagull.

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What are you doing?

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Blötan, blow your nose.

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What is that?

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Those are my panties!
Give them here!

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Give her her panties!

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Quiet! Quiet!

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Sit down!

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Now we'll stop for today.

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Pepsi and Blötan, you clean up!

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Isak, don't forget the birds!

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All right.

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- Simon, close the window.
- All right.

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- I'm glad you came to our class.
- Are you?

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You're not like the other guys.

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You're... different somehow.

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I don't really know...
It's hard to explain.

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You're more genuine.

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What do you mean "genuine?"

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You just are who you are.

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I live here.
Goodbye.

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I like you.

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And I you.
But I have to go in.

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Wait.

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You must hear this song.

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Is it good?

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Yes?

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You bit my lip, Simon!

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Oh damn!

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What are you doing in my garden?

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What a fool!

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It's my mother's boyfriend.

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You call that art?

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You call that art?

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It's for a weekly magazine.

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It's a lousy picture, my hen.

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Will the Father be quiet now?

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To do a picture of the Mother
and the joy of life!

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Take a look, how glad she looks.

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She knows nothing of happiness!

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I suppose she had no
Father to guide her.

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Father cannot move in and play
God-the-Father, as he did to Mother.

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I don't live here.
I can move.

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Do it, then!

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- I will do it, then!
- Then do it!

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- Hello.
- Hey, baby.

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- What happened?
- What?

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Now you shall see.

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Come on, you'll see.

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This is for you.
A surprise.

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What is it?

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It's for you.
I got it today.

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You were so sad about Kilroy.

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I thought this might cheer you up a little.

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Happy?

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- Sorry.
- What?

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Thank you, Yngve.
But it is not Kilroy.

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Is not it cute?

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It is very cute.

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I bought it for you.

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I'm sorry.

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I have to wait for my
dog to come back.

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Don't you realize?
He will not be back!

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He may have been hit by a car!

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Let's take the puppy back.

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Then you and I will take a road trip.

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It'll have to be a taxi if we do.

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So you are Simon Kroll now?

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Yes.

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Why does everything happen to me?

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Does it never end?

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You're a nutcase.

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I don't want to be a nutcase.
Can I not be?

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It's the little devils...

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they're playing with you.

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If there was one who
created the universe...

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with snails, and suns,
and worms, and humans...

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it was no mundane. Normal.

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It was a pretty divine nutcase.

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If he'd created a paradise,
where nothing was ever amiss...

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he'd get bored, and it'd lead to...

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a longing for adventure.

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So he takes guise of a devil...

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and brings with him
confusion and nonsense...

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To give himself a good story to
laugh about.

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You understand?

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No.

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Are you going now?
Leaving?

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I will stay a while.

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Show me.
What will happen now?

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English subtitles by
Bill Davis