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Toast (2010)

Young Nigel was a better watch than the older Nigel (and I'm a Freddie Highmore fan). The following dialog made everything worth it.

Boy 1: I think she's pregnant.

Nigel: Pregnant? What's to do with her breathing?

Boy 1: Breathlessness. Nausea. ...it's the same to do with my mom. Sick all the time for no reason. Nine months later, out pops our Julie.

Nigel: How do you think she got pregnant?

Boy 1: For Pete's sake, Nigel.

Nigel: I don't think they've had [whispered] sex [normal] in years.

Boy 1: You'd be surprised.

Nigel grabs a milk from the container being carried around to all the kids in the line.

Nigel: Milk. I feel like I'm going to throw up.

Girl: Hey, I'll have it if you're not going to drink it.

Nigel: What's it worth?

Girl: Show you my knickers.

Boy 2: I could let you see my willie.

Nigel: What?

Boy 2: And if you give me your pudding, I'll give you a feel.

Nigel: Well, actually, I go home for dinner.

Boy 2: Well, just bear in mind for the future.

Nigel exchanges a look with Boy 1. He then turns and hands his milk to Boy 2.

Nigel: Here, you can have it for non.

Boy 2 as he leaves with the milk: The offer stands, Nigel.

My Movie Rating: Red StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed Star 8 / 10
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Wolfgang (extraordinari) (2025)

Jordi's acting seems a bit flat, but I think that is mostly because of the character he is portraying. The following dialog shows Wolfgang's character quite well.

Wolfgang interrupts his father and father's girlfriend.

Wolfgang: Were you copulating?

Father: No. No. We were rehearsing. For a script.

Wolfgang: Have you ejaculated?

Father: What?

Wolfgang: It's been proven that regular sexual activity helps neurogenesis. It also improves your cognitive function. That's why I asked if you've ejaculated.

Father: No, not yet.

Wolfgang: Then keep going. You need it.

My Movie Rating: Red StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed StarRed Star 8 / 10
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