LOONIES & PHONIES
Simone. Up, my pigeon. See how the sun shines...
What day is it?
Saturday. Get up.
You're crazy! What is it?
Don't you remember?
Today we go to Moja.
Help me get ready!
Is this good?
No, harder.
Even harder.
Will I do?
Will I do here?
Very good.
Cheese...
and wine...
bread and herring...
Herring and bread...
butter.
Oh, Father...
...in his summer suit. Just like the old days.
Like it was.
Handsome Father.
Hurry up you.
Simone, call for a cab.
It's for the Kroll family.
When will it be, then?
Fine! Goodbye.
- Hi, Simon. - Hi.
Come.
Come with me to the movies?
No, I can't.
Why?
We're going out to the country.
Guess I'll go with Isak instead.
- What's that? - Nothing. Just a a crystal ball.
I have to go.
Wait a moment.
I'm having a party tomorrow. An Elvis-fest. Can you come?
- An Elvis Fest? - With 50's clothing.
At eight o'clock. I want you to come.
I'll ask if I can come. But now, you'd better go.
Great.
- Goodbye, Simon. - Hello.
Did she call you Simon?
No, Simon's a guy in our class.
Do you see... how beautiful it is!
- Do you see how beautiful it is? - Yes.
You see nothing, you foolish hen! Ignorant! Olga, you know that?
- What are you grinning about? - We grin at everything.
- Does Father want a coffee? - No.
Are you laughing?
No.
Are you crying?
I don't know.
- Why? - What?
Why are you crying?
From sadness...
from joy...
I guess.
Because...
I am old...
and crazy.
What do eyes have to do with all that?
It's been so long...
since I came like this.
It's the first time here without your grandmother.
After she died, I never dared to go out to the cottage.
You remember how she'd just blow in my face if I acted up?
- Remember? - Yes.
No, you don't remember.
What does it matter?
Are you okay? Do you need a pill?
A pill? Do I need a pill?
I cry cause I want to! Cause I want to!
So you're back again?
I can still smell her scent.
Simone come.
Here. I want you to have this.
- You were in love with her, eh? - Yes.
- Were you her first love? - Possibly.
- How about you? - Me?
Are you in love with someone?
Possibly.
We go home tomorrow.
- I don't know if I will go. - Yes!
Here they are!
They were my brother's when he was twelve.
It's not necessary.
Of course you should have them.
Perfect!
Let me help you with your tie.
You look just swell, baby.
Oops!
Okay! Bye! See you later!
You like some Pepsi?
This is a screaming wild party.
Check out Kattis!
Yes, I see.
How's the lip?
I didn't think you were coming.
And you, then?
You don't need any birds, I see.
What do you say that for? Are you jealous?
Jealous? Of who?
Come Kattis, dance with me.
Pepsi!
Relax, I can fix it!
You'd better.
Pepsi! I'm the greatest!
Must you be so cool?
Can you move?
What is it?
I landed on the glass. I've got splinters.
- Does it hurt? - What do you think?
Come on, then.
Take off your pants. I'll get the first aid kit.
Take off your pants so we can clean the wound.
- What's in the bottle? - Gin.
It's all I could find. So, lie down.
There's still glass.
Ouch...
I like you.
I like you too. But it was wrong.
I can't be with you.
- It makes no sense. - What makes no sense?
It's not your fault. It's me. I'm what's wrong.
- When we kissed, then? - It was a mistake.
You are not at all interested in me?
No, just that.
You shit. You SHIT! You're rotten!
What are you doing?
He came in with liquor and pulled off his pants!
Get out of here immediately!
- What is it with you? - Yes, what is it with me?
Think you can beat Simon in a night swim?
Do you mean me?
Yes.
Afraid of drowning?
You jump in yourself. You really need to chill out.
Not in the pool!
Best if you just ignore him.
Shall we swim the lake?
To the other side and back...
It's too cold.
Are you afraid?
Okay! But you don't have a chance
We'll see.
- What's going on? - They're going down to swim.
Down to swim? It's night time!
You must not give a damn for Kattis!
You prefer someone more experienced.
- Why are they swimming? - It's Simon. He's a bit fucked up.
- I am rooting for Simon. - He doesn't have a chance.
- Have you changed your mind? - No.
To the other side and back?
Okay, we're going.
They're both crazy.
Call this shit off, Simon. It's too dangerous!
English subtitles by Bill Davis