LOONIES & PHONIES
So, yes...
You'll do fine...
-- Humming "Ja må du leva" --- (Traditional Swedish Birthday Song)
Simone... Can not you be a little quieter?
Mom, I made a cake.
Cake?
For my birthday.
Oh, Sweetheart...
Forgive me.
I would forget it!
- You are not mad, huh? - No.
You need a gift.
Mom, I don't need a gift.
I don't need a gift.
I do not need a gift, Mom.
What talk is that?
You should have a present on your birthday
I don't need a present.
Here you go.
You know what that is?
A glass ball.
A crystal ball.
It was your grandfather's grandmother's.
God knows what horrors it has predicted...
Nice name.
You might see your great love.
If you found Yngve in it I do not credit it much.
Simone!
We'll have a birthday party
...and moving feast in one.
Hey, it's Olga.
I'm calling to...
Nice pose, Simone! Stay still.
We are moving today...
and thought we'd have potluck at six.
He might turn up...
You are welcome to come.
Answer the phone, Simone?
Hey, it's Yngve. Congratulations. Is your mom there?
- No. - Can you turn down the TV?
Turn down the TV!
I can't.
Why haven't you left yet?
Mom's not here.
Tell her we can move in tomorrow.
Kilroy, what is it?
Who rang?
Wrong number.
Culture can go on!
And the rest of it?
Maybe. But let the party go on.
I've probably forgotten something...
Are you sad?
No, it's just so beautiful.
Kilroy!
How could you? You nutcase!
Why can't you be normal Piss!
But Simone... Stop it! What is it?
How could you forget him?
What have I forgotten?
Kilroy, my dog!
Kilroy. My God...
You'll see him again.
- Hello. Are you new neighbours? - Yes.
My name is Bert... Bert Axelsson.
Yngve Laurin.
It was my aunt's house.
Let me know if you want to borrow brushes.
Glaziers' putty, I also have a brush cutter...
I have bees.
If you want honey...
Thanks. Decent of you.
I'll have to ask the family. See you.
Let me know if you are going out fishing.
I catch herring and perch metar.
And we cast for pike.
Ah yes, that sounds nice.
Here I am.
Was it just you...
You seem to be put out.
I brought you a present.
Happy belated birthday.
How nice. Did you remember?
Open it, let's see what it is.
A dog leash.
It's a dog leash.
What's wrong?
I forgot Kilroy in the move.
We're going to see if he's at the apartment.
Drive carefully.
Kilroy! Kilroy!
Kilroy!
We'll keep looking on the way home. Come on.
- Have you seen a white dog? - No.
I'll be late for school.
The main thing is that we find Kilroy.
- Have you seen a white Iceland Tips? - No.
Have you seen a dog? A white Iceland Tips?
Have you seen a dog?
Can't you say Yes or No?
Fucking queer!
It's hopeless.
I know he'll come back.
He could be run over!
He could be dead!
Kilroy!
Is that you, Simone?
Where's Kilroy?
Find your dog?
No!
We'll place an ad!
What are you looking for?
The address of the new school. I've got to get there.
No, you can't go with hair like that...
on the first day of a new school.
Go and tidy up!
- Get up there. - Piss.
This good enough?
Simone!
Let go of my dog, shit man!
This is most brazen!
Let go of my dog, otherwise I scream!
I'm warning you.
First, my dog, now innocent women! Are you perverted?
Is he bothing you?
He's nuts! He has stolen my dog!
Now, release the dog! And damned fast!
Come...
That's not Kilroy.
But Simone...
Where are you going?
The school bell!
But the dog...
Hello...
"Do you want me something so we meet there"
"Come lilies and Aquilegia Come roses and salivia"
"Come sweet jar mint..."
Excuse me. Should I be here?
Pull the curtain.
Are you the new student?
We expected you this morning.
I went the wrong way.
If you've been wandering around this long, it's best if you rest.
Sit by the window.
David!
I'm Isak.
What are you smiling at?
Quiet!
So we welcome a new boy,
Simon, welcome to the class.
I hope you'll like it, Simon.
Simon...
Simon!
Me?
Who else?
Yes Ma'am, that'll be fine.
Look up page 54.
Simon.
We just saw a film about chimpanzees.
For tomorrow, I would like you to find out more about chimpanzees.
- Piss-rat! - Baboon-ass!
- Skunk-fart! - Toad-filth!
You may talk at the break.
Isak, you can show Simon the school.
I will.
Shit!
Check out the jacket!
What's he doing now?
What're you doing?
Following you.
Why are you doing that?
So you can show me around.
What are you doing down there?
He slipped on a spot...
and, he hit his lip.
So, I tried to help him up. I fell...
and hit my nose.
What's your name?
My name?
You do have a name?
Simon.
I'll remember.
Now go and wash up.
So - the excitement is over.
- He's a bit strange. - He's cute.
Now you're in love with him...
English Subtitles By Bill Davis