Shall we...
Great, Arne.
Take a look.
- Damn, man. - Were you scared?
Boys will be boys
- Found it? - Yes.
- Eivind didn't shoot his straight up. - I didn't want to hit you.
Who hit me last time with the softgun?
Wait.
Where is Arne?
- Are you ok? - Yes, only...
- Is something wrong? - No, I'm fine.
- We're carrying him. - No, it's ok.
Be careful.
That was a great ambulance ride.
We're going to Bønna's house.
- Your turn, Arne. - Later.
I want a go.
Ten seconds.
Stop that.
How long's it going to be like this?
- Can't your dad afford movers? - Shut up about my mum.
I was talking about the piano.
Not about your mother. Stop being a dick.
Did you reach level five?
- What did you just do? - X and RL-2 have been terminated.
- He looks like Nils Jacob. - Nah.
You mean the new substitute...
teacher for Berit?
Anything is better than him.
Until Berit returns next year, I'll be teaching Norwegian and Maths.
And gym.
You've probably heard that I'm very strict.
No?
That means...
- Bjørn Tore, are you asleep? - Wake me up next year.
- What was that? - Wake me up next year.
Take your hat off.
Hat off, Bjørn Tore.
On the street you may be the tough guy. In here, I'm the boss.
Everybody understand? Is that clear?
Since the summer holidays are over, we're doing...
a double gym lesson outside. Come on.
That's the way he is. The bastard.
Aren't you going to apologise?
Arne? We haven't met yet.
Nils Jacob. You've been off sick?
- Blood poisoning, yes? - Yes, I got an infected wound...
in my grandpa's barn.
It didn't seem serious. Until I got sick.
- Your legs were paralysed. - And an arm. Now I'm better.
I can do gym.
You have 90 seconds to get changed. Get going.
That's the right attitude. But take it slowly.
You can be my gym assistant. Ok?
Ready...
set, go.
10.2.
Ready, set, go.
- 9.6. The fastest yet. - Because you're not taking part.
- When it rains, we always have gym. - Don't whine.
We play outside a lot.
You only sit on the bench for the TV.
You know nothing.
We always do gym outside.
- This is unhealthy. - Why did you want to do gym?
Soon you'll be running as fast as before.
Ready to start?
Exactly eleven.
- You've really been in the paramilitary? - Yes, sir.
So why are we doing gym outside?
Just jump.
Do you know anything about the paramilitary forces, Einar?
A little.
You don't even know our names. His name is Eivind.
Oh yeah? Tell me, Eivind.
I know that they were the first to land on D-Day.
Right. Paratroopers are not easily frightened.
They can walk thirty kilometers carrying a 50 kilo pack.
You can hardly carry your school bag.
I can run ten laps with all the school bags.
- Don't be silly. - I bet you I can. Or don't you dare?
Whether I take up your dare, is nothing to do with you.
Who's next.
- Very good. How far is it? - About three meters.
Why approximately?
He started it.
You challenged him.
Don't you think I can do it?
Was that your father, Petter?
He didn't see us.
Come inside. Then let me see it.
We're broadcasting live from Arne's room.
- Arne, what are you doing? - You see that?
You painted a soldier per day that you were sick.
- How many are there in total? - A lot.
It's clear who the best painter in the class is.
I don't think I've ever painted better.
This is also on the list.
There are now three things.
- What are the other two? - Jump from the Panther.
- And the other thing... - No.
Strip poker.
That's so funny.
We'll do all three, ok?
Take a look. We'll also take up music.
I'm at Bønna's. We have homework to do.
Why?
I am sick of her crap.
I'm not hysterical, just concerned.
It's not necessary.
I know what we're having for dinner.
Go play in your tent.
- The doctor said you should be careful. - He is.
- I'm not sick anymore. - We'll know more in a few days.
- Do you want to eat with us? - Ok.
- Please. - That's better.
You can assist. Do you want to help?
Daddy's coming.
Your class is unruly. Maybe you need a strict teacher.
- He's a dick. - That's enough.
And take your hat off at the table.
- He hates me. - I don't believe that.
And what do you think of him?
- Can I have some water? - Please?
Please.
- Have you not got a mama? - Shut up.
Don't be rude. His mother lives somewhere else.
They are separated. Like Hanne's parents.
- Has she moved abroad? - No, only to another city.
- You didn't go with her? - Shut up.
Bønna wanted to stay here with his father.
You'll never move away, though.
I have no plans, baby.
Let's talk about something else. Bjørn Tore?
- I told you to shut up. - Can't I ask you a question?
I've told you a thousand times not to ask about his mother.
Hello.
When I recover: 1. archery.
2. jump from the Panther. 3. play strip poker.
- Are you doing your homework? - Yes.
Let me see.
You mustn't fall out with Ida and Tea.
They shouldn't go on about his mother.
- Don't you two talk about it? - No.
- Does he ever talk about his mother? - I don't want you to talk about it.
It's not easy.
But I'm glad that he has good friends.
No, you won't regret it. Come this afternoon, but soon.
- I thought he was with you. - That was it, but...
- Is anything going on? - No, you know.
No? What do you think of that?
There's a DVD player, a PlayStation...
- Cool. - We even go for a drive.
You're a good friend, Arne.
Bjørn Tore will be happy you called. He'll turn up soon.
Fine.
- Have you seen Bønna? - He's got our school bags.
- Why? - No idea.
Do you want a go?
Yes, maybe later.
Bye.
Bønna?
reject
Arne?
- What are you doing? - Training.
You look like the Hulk.
Really? Cool.
About what Ida and Tea said at the table, I don't think that...
Yes, I know.
You should talk to her.
- To who? - Your mother.
Why should I? I'm fine without her.
I've seen your father's new car. It's cool.
It's just his work car.
Do you think I can do it?
- What? - The school bags.
Are you really going to try?
I have to.
Are you scared about the bet?
Ok, if you succeed, you can do gym inside for three weeks.
But if you don't succeed...
It is just the boys' bags and not the girls' as well?
If you don't succeed, you and I make peace.
Then you take your hat off and you behave.
Deal?
Deal.
I'll carry the girls' bags as well.
- We'll stop. - That's enough.
Is that all? I want all the bags.
That's enough.
- Enough, I said. - Go on.
- This is ridiculous. - Let's see whether you can do it.
Stand upright.
Let me through.
What have we learnt? That your mouth is bigger than your muscles are strong.
subtitling: Quantum 11/2008