The Swimming Pool
Come on Son, we really must go now.
What’s going on here?
What are you up to now?
We've got to go Swimming.
But I don't want to.
Clara is also coming with us. - Why?
Hey, it will be fun. - NO!
Your mother is sick, so you must come with me. Everyone is waiting for us already.
Turn over now.
I love you, from Clara.
In lifesaving swimming you must be able to do backstroke and swim with your clothes on
I have awards A, B and C.
What do you have?
I have A and B
Me too...
You don't. - I almost have B.
And you, Tim?
You've almost got A, eh Tim?
Why have you got a plaster on your glasses?
I have a lazy eye.
I started in the toddler class. When I was 4 I got my 'A' award, at 5 I got my 'B' and when I was 6 I got my C. I want to get all the awards.
Hello. One adult, 3 children on a subscription card and.. have you also got a subscription card? - I have my own pass.
4 5 6 7 8 9
Wow, it’s busy here today.
We were here first.
Hey Tim this one is for you two. - Us two? - You and Clara.
Don't worry, I’ve seen a naked boy before.
Oh.
I have a vagina. - I know that already. - Now it’s your turn.
What do you mean? - We're in here together, so you have to let me see your 'thing' now.
Just like a snail...
Tim fancies Clara, Tim fancies Clara.
Tim, come and put your float on.
Go for it!
Ok, everyone against the wall now, floats in the air.
Floats in front of you.
Hey, Go Away! - Tim, loves Clara, Tim Loves Clara.
Go away! - Its free time now!
Ok, Kids, it’s over now. Free swimming time.
I did well eh, Dad? - You did really well.
Can I have a bite. - No.
I’ll tell everyone what happened in the changing rooms.
Get on with it then!
It is high, eh?
He didn’t dare, I did. - Me too.
Chicken, chicken! And you love Clara!
Not true! - It is! Not!
Tim loves Clara, Dad. Right Clara? Yes.
I don't love you!
I can understand her loving you.
But it isn’t true.
You did let me see your willy!
Now, What’s this for nonsense?
I don't love her! - You DO!
No - Yes!
This is very childish. I’m going to buy some cookies, come with me.
Look, a Turban. - I know how to do it.
You love him, Eh? - Yes.
You love her, eh? - No I DON'T - You do.
I do not love Clara!
Tim, please don't do that again. - I won't Sir.
I’ve got the cookies.
You gave me a real fright!
...and then I’ll get my 'A' , 'B' and my 'C' awards
How many awards are there, really? - First concentrate on your 'A'
Will I get that also? - Yes, you'll get it too. - But Clara won't?
No, Clara not.